Friday, July 1, 2011

Placement Exam

So I know I haven't posted in a bit but that's only because I've been very busy.  I was so busy I totally forgot that my placement exam for calculus was due on June 30th.  Here I am finishing it right now, staying up till 2 o'clock on a summer evening taking a motherfucking calculus test, and guess what?  I failed.  Miserably.  Seriously, What The FUCK.  I got a whopping 47% on it, but then again, maybe that's because I took BC Calculus as a Junior and as a senior...didn't take calc.  What is wrong with the school system?  Do they not understand that after a whole year, people tend to forget things?  Don't highschools know that Colleges give out placement exams? Maybe then, they would make it so juniors take AB calc and seniors take BC calc.  FUcking A.  Anyways, please comment below with anything funny I can watch because I really need something to lighten me up.  Thank you all.  I'll be back with a more interesting post soon.  I promise.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Lucky Number Slevin

      I'm a bit bored today so I decided to write another post.  I'm going to be reviewing the movie Lucky Number Slevin.  Don't worry, there won't be any spoilers.  I just want to start off by saying that this is one of my favorite movies of all time.  Yes, it ranks all the way up there with American Pyscho, Shawshank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, and Goodfellas.  The cast itself is, in my eyes, amazing.  Morgan Freeman, Bruce Willis, Lucy Lui, Ben Kingsley, and Josh Hartnett.  I must say, that Josh Hartnett did an amazing job as the lead character and it was by far his best performance.  Everyone else does an exquisite job as the supporting characters.  To me, what makes the movie is by far the dialogue.  It is intelligent, funny, and just overall well written.  Surprisingly, the movie was not that publicized when it first hit theaters and for that reason, many people have not seen it.  If you have not seen it yet, what the fuck are you doing here.  Trust me, it will not disappoint.  For those of you who, like me, don't have the extra mulah to spend buying the dvd check out this site:  

Look up Lucky Number Slevin in the search button.  You'll probably need Vuze or something but that's free too so no problem!  No malware or anything bad.  I promise.   


     Summer is here and boy am I fucking excited or what.  I have no money, no job, and my parents hate me.  Let me tell you, when your parents hate you, they hate giving you money too.  Anyways, I've spent the last couple of weeks looking for a job and such but to no avail.  The job market that was once available for high school kids is now overrun by college graduates and professionals who were unfortunate enough to be fired during the recession.  I have $26 dollars to my name right now and by tomorrow that'll probably dwindle down to a good $0.  Well, I'm all done complaining for the day.  Don't worry, my next post will be a lot more interesting than me ranting on about summer and the beautiful opportunities I have: I just thought I'd start off with something deep for my first post.  I'm gonna be honest here, I have absolutely no idea how to blog at all, so bear with me as I hopefully become better.